"But why a spoon?"
The first deferred resignation program (DRP) email sent from faux OPM was titled “Fork in the road.”
It was so offensive to the dedicated & hardworking civil servants that it had the opposite effect: it galvanized Federal employees to stay rather than resign.
Only 1% accepted the DRP, the fork. That is less than the average yearly retirement rate for Federal employees of 6%. The Administration wanted 5-10% of Feds to accept the DRP.
WE DO NOT ACCEPT THE FORK!
We have the spoons!
(The Tick's battle cry is coming in handy right about now)
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